The D-losophy

小姐, 這是妳的Bitch Tea

2009-06-27T06:27:00.000-07:00

那一天當我在雯雯家和她打屁的時候, 就很隨便的慫恿她約那一天在迪斯哥認識的蝶哥出來喝飲料.

一小時候我們三人就在雯雯家附近的民歌餐廳坐下點飲料了.

當飯料送上來時, 我就聴到服務生說, "小姐, 這是妳的Bitch Tea" (Peach Tea)

我當下先是傻眼五秒,然後再很努力的讓自己不笑出來.

當我在想雯雯不知道有沒有聴到的時候, 村姑她就很委屈的說"她這杯Bitch Tea 是在說我嗎"

當下笑到不行的我還要一面安撫自己對號入座的雯雯. 心裡也在暗想, 原來村姑的英語沒想像中的爛..

呵... 誰叫她要背著她的男朋友出來和其他的男人見面, 身為帮凶的我實在沒有什麼好說的

來來, 雯雯我就替你一起乾了這一杯Bitch Tea 囉

機會.幸福

2009-06-26T08:26:00.000-07:00

那一天下午看到阿孫又在家打電動, 我就很機車的走過去叫他不要再當宅男了.

突然間很有意境的"送"了他一句話

機會自己找, 幸福在轉角.

就勉勵他要多主動約人出門, 去找機會把幸福要回來.

後來回到房裡打開PPS.TV 要看節目時, 我不禁莞爾: 現在的自己不也宅得可以嗎? 那一句話不也讓自己假道學起來.

最近我一直在想,什麼是機會?有人說機會是自己找的, 也有人說機會是別人給的, 更有人說機會是上天賜的.
我說: 不管是自己找,別人給,或是天賜的.只要處理不當,就算是天堂掉下來的機會也會把你拖到地獄去.

人總是活出一個矛盾而又向另一個矛盾裡頭鑽. 這也許才是讓人生精彩的原因吧. 而就因為這樣, 我的人生一直都是在秀出很多很精彩的片段.

其實我累了

機會? 幸福?
我還能要什麼?

再說一次我愛你

2009-06-14T08:13:00.000-07:00

我從來就沒有想過我和你分手後的第一重逢竟會是如此.
迪斯歌的霓虹下, 你和一群姐妹在人聲較不吵的天台上聊天.
我一上去就把你從一眾的Party Animals裡認出來.
錯愕的我選擇不動聲色的和你擦身而過.
五味陳雜的心情和要不要跟你打招呼的掙扎後...
我終究還是決定隐身於燈影下.
我沒有那種勇氣

两年了, 你在我心中的印像仍是如此清析.
我會不時的在電腦上翻看你留下的照片
我好想再一次把你抱在我的懷裡,再叫你一聲'Be Be'

我還記得两年前星期天的那一通電話
我記得是下午六點多.
像往常一般, 我在準備出門去接你下班, 吃晚飯, 然後我們再一起回家
在那一個平凡得不能再平凡的星期日.
你就播了那一通電話'我想我們還是分手吧,我不适合你'
簡單的一句話, 很直接的把我們的感情加上了一個休止符.

後來知道那天的他不是我想的他
我的心情又馬上有了撥開雲霧見明月的開朗
其實這两年半來, 心中一直有一個問題想問你
我們分手的原因是什麼.

懷著忐忑不安的心情
我叩了那天在disco 你留給我的號碼.
你知道嗎, 聴到你聲音的那一刻我是倒抽了一口氣.
緊張是不可言喻的心情, 就這樣子找上了我.
緊張中和你通了話, 緊張中和你約了見面的時間, 緊張中掛了電話.
事後我還在笑自己緊張個屁...
莫明的緊張我彷彿見到了青澀的自己.. 那我自己也沒有記憶的自己

那一天和你去逛夜市
一種往日的溫馨感覺就再現了
和你吃飯的時候, 我還是記得你愛吃的是什麼
那一天的約會, 我是懷著满满的開心回去.

接下來會怎樣
我也不知道
但有一點我很肯定的
我很想對你
再說一次我愛你.

The Journey to the North - Inner Mongolia China

2009-06-09T02:26:00.000-07:00

#3

31 May 2009 (Continued)

Here I am at Baotou Airport, luggage came out rather fast and the next moment I am already on the taxi to the bus stand. The moment I stepped out from the taxi, I can tell everyone was looking at me and my mountain hiking back pack. Well, have to learn to cope with their staring. It is 12.50 and I know there is a bus at 1.30pm so without must hesitation I got my ticket and waiting patiently for my bus. It is a 4 hours ride but luckily the air cond in the bus worked well but because it worked so well, I need to pee when I reach the next bus stop. To my horror, the hellish shit holes appeared! It came so much earlier than my anticipation! I was caught totally not prepared! I rushed out the moment I step in and the caretaker throw some weird glances at me, remember what I have told myself, I hold my breath and went in again. When I walked out, I was still in the shit holes trauma and immediately took out the hand sanitizer to clean myself. Is this what awaiting me at the campsite, what to do? I told myself to take up this challenge no matter what.

The next one hour bus ride became easy and I was stunned by the beautiful scenery along the way.

The mountains and I tried to imagine the green of the meadow as they looked rather dead to me. Suddenly, another nightmare which I was told happened in the bus: 2 china men decided to smoke in the bus! Oh yeah, forgot to mention that, the air cond of this bus did not work well and it was a bit stuffy. So the moment they smoked, I really find it difficult to breath, as a smoke, I also can’t stand it but surprisingly no one complained in the bus! Finally we reach the next bus stand. 1.5 hour later, I was at Zhong Qi.

This is the local public transport which costs RMB4 per ride. It looks like a 'Tut Tut' in Thailand, but it in fact is so much safer than a 'Tut Tut'.

I was getting rather exhausted by the journey and then I got a call from Lennon, he actually suggested me to stay a night in Zhong Qi, take plenty of shower and buy some food for him and left for my final stop tomorrow. I took his advise and check into a decent hotel, RMB100 per night with breakfast! The price is ok and the room is also decent. Immediately I took a shower then went for my ‘Rescue Provisions’ shopping. I think I swept half the ‘noodles in the bowl’ instant noodle from a quiet convenient shop and I thought I was the ‘top purchase customer’ as 2 sales girls were assisting me, which actually made me felt uncomfortable.

At the cashier, at the moment I took out money, I suddenly realize I am in china and I am in inner Mongolia! Immediately, I took out the cream biscuit from my shopping basket, the bottle of milk I had and performed QC check on the expiry of all items. Sorry, I have got enough friendly reminder email from all of you that I had to exercise extra cautions on the things that I want to buy. After carrying that bunch of supplies back to hotel, I decided to take another shower. Hahahah, don’t get me wrong, the weather was fine and cool but I guess I just want to enjoy the feeling of taking shower. Sun set at 8.40pm in Inner Mongolia so it was pretty bright at 7pm. I put on my t-shirt, shorts and slipper then I went to a restaurant nearby. The moment I stepped in, once again I draw attention from all the other diners. I was wondering what had gone wrong this time but since I had eaten only 4 dumplings since morning, I can’t care less for the unwanted attention. I sat down and ordered my food. The food was good: sweet and sour pork (the part of meat at the inner spine) with ‘mantou’ a very typical northern way combination for dinner and the food tasted just fantastic! Oh yah, I have taken the picture of my dinner and it is as follow:

Oh yah, I managed to find out the reason for my drawing attention. In northern part, you don’t wear slippers showing toes on the street. They view that such combination as rather rude and unhygienic (even if spitting and urinate whenever you like are deemed fine for them.) At night while I was having my after dinner stroll, I discovered a musical fountain at the city square! Foutain!! Water!!

I also took a picture of those loca kids who were rather curious at me taking pictures and shooting video. I call them brave kid, as the temperature was approximately 14 degree celcius and they were playing at the fountain where the water was icy cold!

Now is the video for the musical fountain!

The Journey to the North - Inner Mongolia China

2009-06-09T02:16:00.000-07:00

#2

31 May 2009

It is 3am in the morning and I am in the cabin. Can’t really catch a nap as no matter how I adjust myself, I can’t find a comfortable way to sleep. The supper I had just now was just a typical flight meal: seafood noodles,….errr… I think I can do much better.

I am glancing through the people around me, some are sleeping, some are chit chatting, and one is watching movie through his laptop. Yeah, Air China does not provide any entertainment except for the bore to my thousand drops of tear cartoon showing in a pathetic 21 inch having a 6 rows distance from me. Concerning my iPod battery life, I decide to save it to the later 6 hours ground travel to the camp site. Out of no way, an air stewardess approaches me and asks me to close the shade; according to her the sun ray will be very strong!

Come on, it is 3.30am and I guess it is too early to talk about sun rise. But soon, I realize her rationale. The next moment when I come to my conscious, it is 5.40! Thank God! I managed to sleep for about 2 hours! And the next thing I realize is that, the thinner layer sun shade indicates sunlight! Sun light at 5.40am? this is rather surprising and I dun know dun rise could be as early as this. Anyway 5.40am also means that I am going to touch down at the Beijing International Airport very soon.

Let’s skip the mundane custom screening and also health screening and I am now wondering at the airport hunting for food before going to Inner Mongolia. Actually food is not the primary concern at the moment but the toilet is. Still I would say Beijing airport still has so much more to improve especially on the food that it offers.

After walking for a moment, I suddenly came to a spot where I glued my eyes on ‘STARBUCK’! Yahoo! I could sit down to have my favourite espresso fappacino doubt shot venti with no cream and I could kill the waiting time by surfing the internet! As usual, I dash to the counter and spoke in mandarin. Come on I still remember I am in Beijing, but I had a problem: how should I order my favourite drink in Chinese?

I paused at the cashier and the forever friendly starbuck cashier look at me with a big smile, finally I gave in, I ordered my drink in English, well luckily she got what I want without much hassle. However she also told me that I need to pay for internet surfing and the process to apply one ID puts me off immediately.

Well well well, then I just sit down and read my books then. Suddenly I heard some familiar music. It is not any other pop songs but my BODY COMBAT songs! I radar around me and found the source: a guy happily showing off his Apple thin air on his lap and practicing the body combat movement (he remained seated and move his fists only). I can’t help but notice him and guess what, he slowly ‘combat’ those patrons sitting near him as the music was rather loud. Body Combat in Beijing Airport!

The Journey to the North - Inner Mongolia China

2009-06-08T17:51:00.000-07:00

#1

30 May 2009

My going to Inner Mongolia China has been a rather chaotic trip. Thanks to the many Audit Committee meetings in May, life has not been easy since April. Well, since this blog post is supposed to be the one detailing my adventurous trip to Inner Mongolia than the never ending grumpy working life, I should stay focus here. How should I start it? I think let me start from my itinerary. I got my itinerary confirmed at 5.50pm yesterday (Friday) and my flight to Beijing is today! This is my record breaking shortest itinerary arrangement, leave alone my client made series of mistakes on the time, the date; the itinerary arrangement seems to be a smooth one. LOL! :P

Few days ago Lennon sent me a ‘treasure hunt guides’ leading me to the ‘camp site’ in Inner Mongolia which I am going to share with you: From the airport in Baotou, Inner Mongolia, take a taxi to reach Dong He Bus Stop which takes me approximately 20 minutes and cost RMB30. From that Dong He Stop, I will take another bus to reach Wu Yuan Bus Stop which takes another 3 -4 hours and cost RMB40. After this supposedly bumpy trip to Dong He, it is another bus ride to reach the following stop: Zhong Qi Stop. This will be a 1 – 2 hours journey. Finally when I reach Zhong Qi, what awaits me will be another 1 hour bus ride to reach Hang Gai Lei Da Stop. I was told to wait for Lennon and the liaison person at the final stop. They gave me 2 options to reach the camp site from there: another 15 minutes 4x4 ride or 1 hour walking on desert.

I guess my decision will be obvious. What is another 15 minutes after an approximately 7 hours bus ride? Besides that, I guess after that 40 minutes hellish experience motorbike ride in Cambodia, how bad could a 15 minutes 4x4 ride be? Very interesting is the fact that Lennon (my colleague who has been in Inner Mongolia for 3 weeks) chose to send me the pictures of toilet, among other work related documents. A picture says a thousand words and I think in this case, those pictures said a book which comes with the title ‘Survivor Skill for a Metropolis in Desert’. Warning! The following picture require viewer’s discretion! If you think you can’t take scary and horrifying scene. Maybe reading my descriptions here save your viewing of those pictures!

First of all, if you know the term ‘Jamban’ please imagine it first and I guarantee you what I am going to say will be much worse that the silhouette you have. The toilet has been partitioned into 4. These toilets come with no WC, i.e. no flush! And basically each toilet comes with a little hole on the ground. Each person will have his contribution into the hole and until a day when the hole can’t take it anymore, they will have someone collect those contributions and the toilet will be clean again.

Ok, each person will cover his contribution with a pathetic piece of toilet paper. So while you are ‘contributing’ you get a good chance to have a CSI look on the diet of previous contributor and guess what. You have the ‘inner report’ on his/her health! All right, it is time to show you the pictures! You have a chance to scroll down or… press the X button at the top right corner of this windows.

折翼天使

2008-12-21T09:04:00.002-08:00

我奮力展翅, 想要飛離這裡.
但, 我雙翅乏力.踩著一腳泥沼......
踩著一片空虛.

整翅, 難飛汗水涔涔.
我奮力鼓動雙翅,卻越陷越深,
污穢沾满了我的雙腳,满满的將我吞噬.
我再一次的展開受傷的翅膀,
恳求上帝最後的悲憫,讓我離開.

泥沼的冰冷讓我發抖,一池的空虛讓我無助.
泪泪的淚水讓我看不清前方;折翼讓我吋步難行.
我己無力反抗,我己無力掙扎.
最後的眼眼淚經己落下;
那一點的希望己成泡影.
我閉上眼睛,讓我自己...
沉淪.下去.

砥礪.

得不到. 己失去

2008-12-21T09:04:00.001-08:00

最近我們都很累.
有的因為不被最愛的人所信任而很累; 有的一心想要愛一個人卻得不到想要的回應而很累; 有的以坦蕩蕩的心去面對不再愛自己的人卻不得要領而累; 有的在最沒有期待的情況下得到短暫的愛卻在面對必然的分離時的萬般不舍而累; 還有的周旋在是與不是,對與錯,真與假,過去與未來的錯綜複雜而累......
在這麼累的環境裡, 在拭乾眼淚後的眼睛是否清澈得可以看到自己的心? 到最後, 我們一直在追求的是什麼, 什麼才是最珍貴的東西?
我們往往都會羡慕'得不到' 的東西; 而同時也對'己失去的' 而感到無限傷心...這種感覺就像是世上最珍貴的東西是'得不到'和'己失去' 這两種心情.
但其實....在羡慕與傷心的同時... 我們是否會察覺到....現在實實在在能夠把握的幸福才是世間最珍貴的東西呢...
朋友啊, 記得我跟你提過嗎? 得到的不代表不能失去, 得不到的不代表不能拥有. 在得與失的惆悵中, 我們要找到其實是珍惜二字. 得到的時候不珍惜, 給你再多也徒然. 失去了的傷痛, 是因為自己珍惜的東西不再了還是...謹謹只是不喜歡失去的感覺? 因為珍惜的東西不在了而痛, 只會讓我們下一次得到的時候要更珍惜. 若只是不喜歡失去的感覺的話, 我想你還是瀟灑一點的放手吧.
寫到這裡, 我累了, 你也是一樣吧.

傻瓜 - 溫嵐

2008-12-21T08:44:00.000-08:00

在愛情的路上, 妳選擇了自當傻瓜

2008-12-21T08:33:00.000-08:00

男朋友在外劈腿劈到街談巷議的妳竟是最後知道的那一個.
到現在, 我還在想那一天在車上我是不是不應該讓妳知道妳男朋友背著妳劈腿的事.
雖然妳很坦然的跟我說發生了這種事, 妳是很想知道的, 所以妳覺得我的坦白是正确的.
但雯雯, 知道了又怎樣.
知道真像後, 妳還是選擇了和他在一起
延續妳那無止境的包容和寛恕.
也許真像對妳來講其實就不重要.
所以, 這一條妳自己選擇的路, 唯有靠妳自己好好的走下去.
身為朋友的我,
給妳最後的祝福就是
保重. 傻瓜

CNX The Food Haven

2008-12-09T03:16:00.000-08:00

Well, don't ask me why am I writing this blog post 3 months late, my tagline at MSN should tell give all of you some good clues. Fine, fine, no more work crap and now I will show you some of the dishes that I happily indulged myself and my colleagues when we were on the assignment of auditing Air Asia Chiang Mai (CNX - Airport Code).

Well, if not because of Azlan being stingy and mean, I could have taken more food from CNX and thus more mouth watering pictures for all of you ler.....

Let the show begin!

Attention ! Queue Queue Queue.

Well, a picture saves a thousand words. These crabs are awaiting their misfortune to serve those fortunate diners at the night market in CNX. Medium to big size and very much alive!

They are recommended to cooked in 'Tong Yum Gung' (really yum gong lor....) and also in hot and spicy sauce with Thai vermice. Guanranteed Fresh!

I know Xmas is coming, but this little bear bear has nothing to do with Xmas. Yeah.. very much to my surprise, rice is served in bear bear shape. When these ricy bear were served, as usual Kok Sze and Krishnan were giving out the atypical ladies' gasp 'Auu..... so cute' while they are still indulged in their wonderland fantasy, I sitting opposite them start imagining of those hexes, curses, charms that some notorious Thai demonstrate... For a moment, I am thinking of writing down names and slip them inside the ricy bear in front of me...

Just plain rice in a fancy shape, but for no apparent reason, I took the legs of my ricy bear first, fearing it run away? I wonder.

Come on, you don't need me to tell you what is this right? put it this way, I quite like the flame in the middle, yum yum the tong yum gong. The seafood were fresh and the soup is WHOOOAH! hot and spicy. I basically regarded myself as commiting suicide when I slurp in the soup. Oh yah.. notice the ricy bear on the top right corner? It belonged to Kok Sze... I took the leg first and she went for the head.... poor headless bear, I wonder who she was thinking when she beheaded that ricy bear though.

I also cant remember how to call this in Thai. In my vivid memory, it should carry some putt or patt or what... Hey 2 sisters from Penang! Thai's prawn are so much bigger than urs but they are not charging the evil price like you do!

Nice and yummy fried noodles with giant prawn, how much? RM5 sahaja....but trust me, you would like to take away those bean sprout... kinda...green..kinda yuck...other than that, a decent friend noodles with prawn. Mind you, watch out your saliva!

Here come the authentic pineapple fried rice.. small eater, you might want to share it with 2 friends.. so in total... a serving for 3.

This is another must try dish in Thailand. Normally you can get it by the road side. What they do is to put a thick layer of salt on the surface of the fish and then charcoal grill it to perfection. Don't worry, by applying the salt mask, the juice of the fish get preserved within the flesh, so in stead of dry, the fish is juicy! yeah.. real juicy dude. Don't forget the sauce... that not so sweet, not so sour, not so hot and not so watery sauce is a not to forget friend for this fish!

Ok Ok... that's all for this post, remember ... The best is yet to come .

心痛

2008-03-26T18:31:00.000-07:00

心痛

拿起手機要給你一個簡訊
寫寫删删中的矛盾,
寫著我的思念
删掉你的愛戀
你最後的冷漠
我寫不下去的心痛

努力的在播你的手機號碼
希望失落中的煎熬
希望你再次呵護
失落在你的陌生
你最後的堅決
我講不出來的傷悲

若要給我那痛就讓我沉淪在記憶中的愛
要是沒有昨天的愛過哪來今天的傷痛
昨天讓我依偎的肩膀
己換成今天冰冷的背影

CHORUS

要就一次來個夠
讓我傷讓我悲讓我一次痛到夠

我奔著躲著淚也流著
想你念你愛你恨你要忘記你
每一個有你的畫面
我不讓自己迷亂失控
只愿你也一起带走
愛你的美,想你的痛

無聊夜.咖啡座狂想曲

2007-12-03T06:45:00.001-08:00

獨自一個人坐在這個咖啡座裡, 心情其實也不會很好, 因為家裡的電器好像都不能用, 網路我想因為沒繳錢而不能用了, dvd機也莫名的當掉了, 想著想著, 我也覺得好奇怪, 我想這可能是上天要我好好的休息而做的決定吧, 但更奇怪的是, 一直以來不愛走路出門的我, 這下竟然走到了其實是很靠近住家的咖啡座用無線網路..呵呵, 連一直以來懶惰的我也開始努力起來了, 我想, 還是因為自己離不開科技, 離不開要用電腦這一環.

人生啊, 其實也不過如此, 誰沒有了誰就不能活, 說到底, 其實還不是自己沒有了自己而不能活. 這世上的每一樣東西都有時效性, 我想, 人也是一樣. 有誰天生沒有了誰就不能活的. 就連可憐的孤兒寳寳, 沒爹沒娘的還不是活了下來. 所以啊, 做人還是不要太執著的好, 反正很多事, 開一隻眼, 閉一隻眼, 人生也不就這樣拉拉扯扯的過了.

很多事, 其實說穿了還不就是要看開一點. 不是你的不能要, 不能要的就不要強硬去要, 到最後搞到一個焦頭爛額的還不是苦了自己.這道理說著容易且千幾百年來會說的人何止恆河沙數, 我想簡單的道理誰都明白, 但講到實踐還是有心無力. 而且我想這世界上有太多的人一直在灌輸我們’絶不低頭’ 的心態吧. 君不見有志者事竟成, 講的不就是要一直努力努力, 連不能要的東西都可以要回來的心態嗎..

呵…講到這裡, 我想你又會開始在說我在妖言惑眾了. 明明就是很上進的一句話竟然也讓我翻成一種無理的堅持到底..呵呵冷靜一點啦, 反正, 這世上本來就沒有中聴的話, 只有在最合适的時候說, 管你是什麼話, 到最後都可以變成繞樑名句. 不是嗎?
今天的這一篇好像還满癈的…呵…就此打住..881

De Sex & the Parking - Take 2

2007-11-22T07:50:00.000-08:00

No one would enjoy keeping track of the sex life of your neighbour unless you are one gossip queen.

For me, though annoyed, I add an additional tally mark on my fridge to mark yet another day where my parking bay landlord has again 'cordially' informed me of the 'special lady' presence. He likes to call me at the wee hour: 11.30pm, 10.45pm, 11.50pm and shows his concern whether I am going home any sooner. I guess my mom would otherwise owe him a big thank you for concerning my daily routine if it is not for his 'special lady' visit.

Well, today he called again at 11.40 when I was at the security check point. Without hesitation, I told him of my coming home, or be precise, my very soon presence on the parking bay. I am not going to compromise my rest time over adultery, though you do not get a halo shining brightly on top of my head.

Sorry Mr. Landlord, I can tell how disturbed you feel and Dear Ms/Mdm Special Lady, I saw your angry look. Although you might want to hide your emotion by pretending to have an upset stomach in stead of heart, I guess within the radius of 10 steps from you, every walking living thing can feel it. Oh Yeah...forgot to inform you, it wasn't that windy in the parking block until you need to pull & hold ur cardigan, I can see that the way you button your shirt is as good as my 4 year old nephew learning his lesson of 'How to button your own shirt'...you miss button one or two ( guess in a course of hurrying ).

And to the grand Romeo....I don't think you look attractive in your oversized boxer...remember what do you mean by common area of a condominium? Yes, you were in common area... and please observe the 'no storcky middle age man in boxer' rule.

Seeing the black wira sped off the spot, I feel so happy: another victory, but how many more to come? I wonder.

給妳們的一封信

2007-11-19T09:54:00.000-08:00

雖然和妳們聊的時間先後有差, 但發現其實大家聊的內容都差不多.

我那一天跟妳講, 記憶像是個防不設防的小偷,總是在我們最不注意的時候溜進心房偷走快樂.
每一段記憶都是一個過去, 每一個過去都是一種經歷, 每一個經歷都會讓我們長大.很多時候, 面對記憶, 我們要的只怕不是一顆堅強的心, 而是多一份的勇氣. 在回憶的記事本裡, 我們留下了什麼注腳... 還是好好的問問自已..有什麼是要記得的, 有什麼是要忘記的.

放了手就不要再緊握, 放了再抓回來的己不是之前的那一顆心, 放了手後還緊握..只會痛了自己.
走過了就不要再回頭, 過了再走回來的己不是之前的那一段路, 走了還要再回頭..只會迷失自己.

有些事, 再回想的話........只有無可奈何.
你要的簡單幸福是我給不了的奢侈,我卻不停的揮霍你對我的愛戀.
既己了結...也就了結...

祝
恬適.

De Sex & The Parking

2007-11-02T22:06:00.000-07:00

I guess the last thing you want after coming home from a energy draining working day is to find that someone has happily occupied your reserved parking.

This was what I got on Thursday night, an invasion by an unidentified black wira on my bay. If you know me long enough, you should expect my signature curse word 'Idiotic Moron' uttering numerous time to the stuffy air in the parking. Without hesitation, the next scene is me and my ride standing next to the security post and an angry Derek giving an annoyed look that no security guards actually come forward to greet me. They must be wondering why was I looking so much different from the Derek who used to gesture to them whenever I pass by.

'Clamp! Please clamp the car, I want you guys to clamp his car!' Well, I knew I can't be saying so little words, but be frank with you. These were the last few words that I remember only. With anger and grave frustrations, I guess my mind was still functioning as usual. Mind you, it was 10.40pm.

To expedite the whole clamping process, I drove the terrified security guard who was utterly speechless or dare not open his mouth. Too bad, I so happen to know the supervisor and the Datuk' who runs the security firm. Derek so happen to do the company's accounts. To add salt to my wound, the 'secue' (local colloquial for security guard) with a firmed look ask me to park my car at the visitors which locate like in the far far away kingdom. Despite my series of protests, this with his style secue give no compromise. Fine, I am not a easy to give in character too, be it a lie or blame my poor eye sight at night, having 'seen' that all visitor bays were fully taken up, I went back to the secue booth 5 minutes later with a 'nothing much I could do' gesture to try my last luck, hehehe... with the power of D-losophy (Determined), I park my car at the secue check-point which is ....2 stone throw from my block.

At this moment, I got a car from my parking bay owner (I rent the parking bay), he was informing me that his friend is currently taking up the parking lot and ask me what time I am back. I was rather speechless as he really thinks that my working hour is 9am - 12 midnight.... Fine, with much courage, I told him about the little clamp thingy and told him since that is the case, I will leave the premise and hopefully an hour later, when I come back, he would have vacate the parking lot.

I never know that an hour could be that long, and I was wondering like a resident evil zombie(well, I was an evil resident to the secue) covering Kelana Jaya, Taman Megah Mas and MAS Training Centre ....Finally when I was back, to my annoyance... the invader still occupying my lot and for a second, I heard voice that asked me to leave mark on the car. I swear I heard voices....(oh gosh, blame demon for this suggestion of an evil act, I am not one who could possibly do this thing :D)

After making a call & negotiation, the lot owner finally appeared with a ....Lady...I was trying to put up the best protocol by waving to them yet. I think I was wearing invincible cloak to them, they walked to the car and that lady gave me a dirty look! What wrong have I done, I wonder, then to my next annoyance, they performed the 'Ngaow Ngaow & Chek Chek' play as if I was the evil to separate them and they are not going to see each other for all eternity. Besides being speechless, I really can't think of any other reaction a rationale person should have.

When the car finally sped off with the last dirty look from the lady, I happily claim my 3 x 8 space. The my lot owner walk to me and offer his 'apology' then he said 'She is Gooddddd..'
For a nano second, I thought I caught something fishy, then I replied 'Ohh is she your Girl friend?' (He is a 40+ yr old single man)

'Nope, I just knew her yesterday. She came to my unit for a drink', he replied.

'Ohh, you two must have a wonderful time chatting huh,' innocent Derek replied vainly.

'Yeah, she came at 7 and we had a good chat, she is understanding and she is good in bed,' he with his dirty look carried on.

'Ohh... I hope I didn't disturb you', words barely came out from a stunned Derek.

'Nah, it is ok, we had 2 round, when you called, we were lying...XXXXXX' a proud lot owner's confession.

'.........., ic' Poor Derek could hardly carry on this adultery ooopps... nope.. adult conversation.

'I hope I can move on with her but not an One night stand' came out from a dirty old man inspiration....

I never bid goodnight to someone in that haste manner, but I did and guess what, after all the hoo har... it is 12.15 midnight

I never thought that I had to give in my rest time to sex, hey not for me. I start think back when I was wondering out there, there were 2 sex birds enjoying themselves someone at the expense of my time... Err.. I guess if it happens once, it happen twice. Who knows how many more potential wife he could be interviewing and assessing before he wants to settle down. Sex and the Parking, I enjoy my parking than listening to his post appraisal comments.

Note:
'Ngaow Ngaow & Chek Chek' are 2 characters in a Hong Kong drama series featuring a famous romance in ancient China. Chek Chek was a fairly who is good in sewing, whilst Ngaow Ngaow is a caretaker for a cow farm. Chek Chek felt empathy for Ngaow Ngaow and she offered on her own accord to make clothes and did some household chores for Ngaow Ngaow. One day Ngaow Ngaow decided to know who was the good samarithan to help him and with a little plot, he met Chek Chek. Some sort of how, they felt in love and their relationship was gossiped all the way to the Mother in the heaven (oops..remember, this is a oriental fairy tale) and this old lady was so angry (like how I felt) and she used her hair pin (a real powerful one) to draw a line to separate the 2 lovebirds. This line is the galaxy milky way what we know and Ngaow Ngaow and Chek Chek become two stars at one side each. Nevertheless, they were given a leeway: they are allowed to meet each other on the 7th Day of the 7th Lunar Month (once a year) with birds forming a bridge , yes, they steps on those little birds and meet each other (poor birdies).

不是我家的 Uncle Lim

2007-10-31T06:35:00.000-07:00

誰說九皇爺過了就會有一連串的好天氣. 今年九皇爺走了, 但還是带不走雨水. 可愛的客戶告訴我, 這是天在為雲頂的Uncle Lim 抽泣, 哭的是一代賭王的撒手人寰. 是真的嗎, 有時候真真假假的一堆消息, 在你還來不及分辯真偽前, 又有另一批趕忙的讓你措手不及. 真真假假的, 算了啦. 就像那四個'真字' 9093 什麼的. 到底有誰中了那幾百萬 (台币幾千萬), '阿災啊' Uncle Lim 若有靈, 那就做一次財神爺, 讓我那幾位替雲頂修了不少路的朋友開心一下也好.

下次請你們不要開玩笑, 我和Uncle Lim 是同姓, 但我一點也沾不上光....發SMS 來的朋友, 請不要說我的Uncle 去世了. 小D心臟不好, 會信以為真.

注:
雲頂 - 不是真的在雲上, 是馬來西亞一高原明勝. 常年溫度保持在20度左右, 雖近年有一點發燒的病例, 但基本上是一個讓年頭'夏'到年底的馬國人有機會穿'寒衣'的地方

Uncle Lim - 在雲頂上開賭場的有錢商人. 呃...歹勢..不是有錢...是超有錢.

Hen or Cock 's Egg

2007-10-30T08:30:00.000-07:00

Next time when you visit this restaurant, please make sure you are getting the right egg for yourself.

A profound steamboat restaurant along Jalan Pudu (by claiming that that you have an extra option on porridge in your hot pot) does show us its other way of being unique and special.

Notice anything on the menu? Well before you ask me what is Quali, I reckon hen is the gest in this menu. I wonder if the owner had ever been terrified by taking 'cock' egg (??? I mean egg, real egg, not by connotation) until he needs to assure his patrons that they serve only authentic Hen's Egg.

Let's learn Engrish that comes from Engrand

D - 的哲學

2007-10-30T07:51:00.000-07:00

嚕了很久, 今天是我開張大吉哩. D - 的哲學終於在沒有煙花, 沒有香檳的秋夜...冷冷靜悄悄的上場.
不過還是要好好謝謝Denise 的Vodka, 少了點酒的話就像是少了一點什麼的....嘿嘿嘿, 對了Denise, 妳也是D哲學的一員.

D-的哲學不在於宣導什麼新的思想. 畢竟, 會想的人不多, 不太會想的人很多, 想太多的人..更多..所以, 還是讓大家自己慢慢想罢. 要了解D哲學, 就要先了解我, 請不要白目, 側目也不用啦(都那麼熟了). D哲學可以是簡簡單單的聊聊天, 天南地北, 吃喝玩樂...因為D = Dine (吃), Drink (喝), Dance (舞..既玩囉). 還有一堆大大小小的D 就要慢慢的發掘了.

開場白就不必太多, 好料就要慢慢上場....敬請期待.

D-Derek (德瑞克)

:D

The D-losophy

2007-10-30T06:41:00.000-07:00

D-losophy : /Dee: lo so fi/

Don't hurry yourself to Oxford..I mean the dictionary and no need to surf Merriam (I am refering to the online dictionary); you ain't going to get the exact meaning of D-losophy anywhere else than here.

To understand D-losophy, most probably you have to understand me. Wait....save the egg for your breakfast & those curse words for the idiot who mimic Kimi Räikkönen along Jalan Duta. D-losphy is not about preaching you with a new school of thought as I believe there are more than enough philosophers in this world than those who can digest; instead D-losophy is all about ....Me.. Yeah me no doubt, it is all about me...'da D man'

In D-losophy, you will learn the reflextion of D as ...D for Dine, D for Drink, D for Dance, D for Dummy, D for Durex..OOops... and D for Derek. There are so many Ds here and if you happen to be a student, I do sincerely hope that you get a nice D in your report card..D for Distinction. Guess your mama will be happy enough for that.

For those who knows me, Yeah... the much celebrated 3Ds will be Derek Drink Dance. He he he..guess what, what you see is not what you get as seeing is not believing.....D for Deep....

Ok, I hereby solemly officiate the opening of D-losophy

From: Derek (:D)