De Sex & The Parking

I guess the last thing you want after coming home from a energy draining working day is to find that someone has happily occupied your reserved parking.

This was what I got on Thursday night, an invasion by an unidentified black wira on my bay. If you know me long enough, you should expect my signature curse word 'Idiotic Moron' uttering numerous time to the stuffy air in the parking. Without hesitation, the next scene is me and my ride standing next to the security post and an angry Derek giving an annoyed look that no security guards actually come forward to greet me. They must be wondering why was I looking so much different from the Derek who used to gesture to them whenever I pass by.

'Clamp! Please clamp the car, I want you guys to clamp his car!' Well, I knew I can't be saying so little words, but be frank with you. These were the last few words that I remember only. With anger and grave frustrations, I guess my mind was still functioning as usual. Mind you, it was 10.40pm.

To expedite the whole clamping process, I drove the terrified security guard who was utterly speechless or dare not open his mouth. Too bad, I so happen to know the supervisor and the Datuk' who runs the security firm. Derek so happen to do the company's accounts. To add salt to my wound, the 'secue' (local colloquial for security guard) with a firmed look ask me to park my car at the visitors which locate like in the far far away kingdom. Despite my series of protests, this with his style secue give no compromise. Fine, I am not a easy to give in character too, be it a lie or blame my poor eye sight at night, having 'seen' that all visitor bays were fully taken up, I went back to the secue booth 5 minutes later with a 'nothing much I could do' gesture to try my last luck, hehehe... with the power of D-losophy (Determined), I park my car at the secue check-point which is ....2 stone throw from my block.

At this moment, I got a car from my parking bay owner (I rent the parking bay), he was informing me that his friend is currently taking up the parking lot and ask me what time I am back. I was rather speechless as he really thinks that my working hour is 9am - 12 midnight.... Fine, with much courage, I told him about the little clamp thingy and told him since that is the case, I will leave the premise and hopefully an hour later, when I come back, he would have vacate the parking lot.

I never know that an hour could be that long, and I was wondering like a resident evil zombie(well, I was an evil resident to the secue) covering Kelana Jaya, Taman Megah Mas and MAS Training Centre ....Finally when I was back, to my annoyance... the invader still occupying my lot and for a second, I heard voice that asked me to leave mark on the car. I swear I heard voices....(oh gosh, blame demon for this suggestion of an evil act, I am not one who could possibly do this thing :D)

After making a call & negotiation, the lot owner finally appeared with a ....Lady...I was trying to put up the best protocol by waving to them yet. I think I was wearing invincible cloak to them, they walked to the car and that lady gave me a dirty look! What wrong have I done, I wonder, then to my next annoyance, they performed the 'Ngaow Ngaow & Chek Chek' play as if I was the evil to separate them and they are not going to see each other for all eternity. Besides being speechless, I really can't think of any other reaction a rationale person should have.

When the car finally sped off with the last dirty look from the lady, I happily claim my 3 x 8 space. The my lot owner walk to me and offer his 'apology' then he said 'She is Gooddddd..'
For a nano second, I thought I caught something fishy, then I replied 'Ohh is she your Girl friend?' (He is a 40+ yr old single man)

'Nope, I just knew her yesterday. She came to my unit for a drink', he replied.

'Ohh, you two must have a wonderful time chatting huh,' innocent Derek replied vainly.

'Yeah, she came at 7 and we had a good chat, she is understanding and she is good in bed,' he with his dirty look carried on.

'Ohh... I hope I didn't disturb you', words barely came out from a stunned Derek.

'Nah, it is ok, we had 2 round, when you called, we were lying...XXXXXX' a proud lot owner's confession.

'.........., ic' Poor Derek could hardly carry on this adultery ooopps... nope.. adult conversation.

'I hope I can move on with her but not an One night stand' came out from a dirty old man inspiration....

I never bid goodnight to someone in that haste manner, but I did and guess what, after all the hoo har... it is 12.15 midnight

I never thought that I had to give in my rest time to sex, hey not for me. I start think back when I was wondering out there, there were 2 sex birds enjoying themselves someone at the expense of my time... Err.. I guess if it happens once, it happen twice. Who knows how many more potential wife he could be interviewing and assessing before he wants to settle down. Sex and the Parking, I enjoy my parking than listening to his post appraisal comments.

Note:
'Ngaow Ngaow & Chek Chek' are 2 characters in a Hong Kong drama series featuring a famous romance in ancient China. Chek Chek was a fairly who is good in sewing, whilst Ngaow Ngaow is a caretaker for a cow farm. Chek Chek felt empathy for Ngaow Ngaow and she offered on her own accord to make clothes and did some household chores for Ngaow Ngaow. One day Ngaow Ngaow decided to know who was the good samarithan to help him and with a little plot, he met Chek Chek. Some sort of how, they felt in love and their relationship was gossiped all the way to the Mother in the heaven (oops..remember, this is a oriental fairy tale) and this old lady was so angry (like how I felt) and she used her hair pin (a real powerful one) to draw a line to separate the 2 lovebirds. This line is the galaxy milky way what we know and Ngaow Ngaow and Chek Chek become two stars at one side each. Nevertheless, they were given a leeway: they are allowed to meet each other on the 7th Day of the 7th Lunar Month (once a year) with birds forming a bridge , yes, they steps on those little birds and meet each other (poor birdies).